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Connor Kaurich   Dearborn Heights, Michigan, United States
 
 
Listen, don't talk to me like I'm some kind of chump, alright? Because I'm not. I'm a business man, a family man, a man of the people, a man of the church, a man of the country. I'm a patriot, a veteran, a man of god, a missionary, a postman. I work at Jamba Juice, okay? My dog is spayed. I've got letters ready for me at the notary republic. I know a cobbler. I make my own quilts, I love eggs, I shop locally, I support local causes. I take a cruise ship every 3 months. I wear reading glasses. My daughter has braces. My eyebrows are shaved. My friends are all geese. I live in a house, I have a head. My clothes are all combustible. All my medicine is over the counter, except for one prescription. I have a shirt that reads: If you don't like me, you can go ♥♥♥♥ your MOTHER. I live inside The Matrix. I escaped the pentagon. I live in a home with no windows. I have lasers inside of my brain. There's a shark inside of the bathroom. My dog sleeps in my bed with me. I have a mouse under the rug. My friends are all dead. I went to India once. I like bowling.

So don't talk to me like I'm some kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chump, alright? Because I'm not.
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XOtokyo 16 Feb @ 1:31pm 
No joke when i get angry my friends hold me back at School bc Im kinda strong and sometimes if I’m really angry my eyes turn red no joke once my eyes turned red and we had to go lock down
XOtokyo 12 Feb @ 12:01am 
the only good thing about being old nowadays is my nuts aren't filled with plastics and radiation and I don't have autism
XOtokyo 16 Jan @ 7:06pm 
I'm admitting it I'm an incel. All the women want are these nonchalant dread heads who sag their pants and wear graphic tees. All they give a ♥♥♥♥ about is hanging out with their male friends and dressing like ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Politically all they give a ♥♥♥♥ about is killing their unborn children. All these women want is that non Chalant ♥♥♥♥ and that's not the type of man lam, not in a million ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. I've tried to hide it but l'm done. I'm an incel
XOtokyo 31 Oct, 2024 @ 5:42am 
Doctor said my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was too far away from my balls so he prescribed me taint shrinkers and I’ve been abusing the ♥♥♥♥ out of them. I almost got in a crash because I was so geeked off taint shrinkers and urethra tighteners. Maybe this has gone too far.
Testo 14 Oct, 2024 @ 12:10pm 
The increase in knife crime witnessed in London has occurred alongside a general increase in overall crime throughout England and Wales. In 2022/23, there were approximately 6.74 million crime offences across England and Wales, compared with just over four million ten years earlier. During a similar time period, the number of knife homicides also increased, and reached 282 in 2021/22, compared with 186 in 2014/15. Due to strict gun laws in the United Kingdom, firearms are rarely used to commit homicides, with knives or other sharp instruments being used in over 41.4 percent of homicides in 2022/23.
XOtokyo 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:43am 
I got addicted to marijuanas when I was in the third grade. I would always go outside during snack time and pull weeds and eat them so I could get my high. People called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and tried to beat me up, and when I tried offering some of my weeds, they only got angrier. Fast forward to my 30th birthday. I became a wizard which im pretty proud of, but the saddest thing was i was still addicted to pots. I learned 3,729 different ways to absorb weeds, having no life other than the pursuit of weediness. My mother once walked in on me while I was discovering the 2,614th way, grabbing it with your buttcheeks and using the suction of your anus to suck up all of the weeds. She thought i was a monster, and since i was anally high, i attacked her, trying to strangle her with my butt cheeks. The cops could smell the weeds and came to my house, stabbing me in my kidneys to try to drain the marijuana fluids from my body. I was convicted to 10 years of jail time.