+rep nice profile😉 could you please send me a friend request? for some reason I cannot add you🤷‍♂️

When i tell u this girl is strange, she was saying how her nan still carries a rape alarm like does she want me scran her saggy mushroom smellin puss after hers. Not once did i go chub. Luckily she creamed ded quick cause obvs mans got better head than a bird with a lisp! A week after this harry says on discord ive got some mouldy pepperoni on me bed from one of the 20 pizzas he eats a week. Hope you enjoyed and sorry its in two comments.

So this story is gonna have to be in two different comments. So although this strange, pedo looking freak is still a virgin, hes been snappin much more birds since working at the foyer. And one of these mammoth munters was round his gaff. a few of us have gone round for a cheeky piss up. After a few drinks ive gone up put my fiddly fone on charge only to find lego figure looking ass charging her phone (H's mrs). All i wanted was the charger but sum small talk was needed for it to not be awkward, next fing i know shes grabbed my luscious locks and shoved it in her flaps..... making her scream as man gobbles up her blooded donner flaps, only then does the spread eagled 6/10 slag tell me shes on her period. It's almost like im muchin the queen the amount of copper i taste. I knelt up, banged my chest then growled out "you fat baboon, call me moses ur red seas getting parted".

Right this may sound strange but hey ho. This guy, although sound online, has some very weird tendency's that i would like too share with you. 1) I was once in town and was dying for a piss so i left him outside whilst i went inside spoons and came outside and he was gone. 'That's strange' I thought, he normally waits i don't take that long i make sure too not shake my fungal smelling bellend after the piss to save a few more seconds but that's not the point. I peeked around a corner and there he was! I overheard what he was saying to some dusty chemical dependent crack hed. What i heard was mad. "I'll give you a fiver right now if you choke me" seductively said by horny h. After this my head was spinning. Next thing i know i see them strolling too an alley way and the glue sniffing needle shagga is getting oral sex. When i tell you there is many more stories with this guy, i aint lying g.

Now last tuesday i was dying for an oat cake but only had cash so couldnt order, i had to walk to the shop, i walked in and was greeted by this guy he said said to me "hey fella you alright what can i get ya" i just asked for a cheese and bacon oat cake with mayo inside he said "no problem lad coming right up for ya", i heard moaning and grunting noise from behind the counter so i had a little peak over to see what was happening and saw this guy on the floor cu**ing in my oat cake now hes c0ck was massive like hes 4head, i screamed in terror and jumped over the counter but slipped and landed on hes green tipped shlong, What a day to remember

Slapped the misses in the face with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hog. Now she's left me and is living with my man in Jamaica somewhere. - Neg rep