gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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dad

Hi

+rep Very soggy subway sandwich.

Man I did it with this guy on my only nightstand, biggest regret of 2015

What happened to the group?

He's a Subway Sandwhich, I'm the pickle on it.

☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2017✦✦ *☆

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Hello

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+rep good guy

Happy Valentines day! (๑・ω-)～♥”

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Wow maplestory?! Wat a n00b. Play reel games 4 once

just tell me when u get something good and ill trade u