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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:18am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:10am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:01am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:25am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:19am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:07am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:11am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:54am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:16am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 3:41am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:03am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:18am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:10am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:05pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?