Ahh, Elden Ring..
in short Praise the Elden Ring!

Behold, it's like a dream...

Visions of surface,
high road
ruins,
city
fort,
underground tomb
therefore look carefully!
Precious item ahead,
in short Praise the abundance!

Behold, horseback battle!
and then Visions of jumping...
Time for crouching,
and then stealth.
well done, O well done
likely joy.

First off, are you ready?, therefore try warrior
knight, or samurai
Ahh, sorcerer.. or cleric
abundance!

Seek Erdtree,
victory ahead
strong foe ahead,
in short Seek boss...
Likely monarch, or dragon
monster, or giant

Seek Elden Ring, well done!
Order, or chaos
Tarnished, except Lord!

Be wary of recklessness,
all the more Be wary of group
Be wary of bloodstain
Likely death, think carefully...
Seek recon spot, defensible spot
Try stealth, and then Try ranged battle

I've failed, therefore Still no victory...
so lonely...
stay calm!
Try summoning, friend
joy! but Be wary of outsider
Try ambush, but Be wary of rushing in.

Ahh, Elden Ring...
in short beautiful...