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It's pretty good, give it a shot

This game is stupid

I would like to begin by saying that this game is kind of dead at the moment. It has around 500 players everyday, with 2 euro servers and 1 American server with about 32/64 each. If you wanna play this game, bots are gonna be your best bet. I'm sorry to inform you. If your willing to play with unpopulated servers and or bots, then please read the following review below.


Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad/Rising Storm. I have fond memories of these games, but these games are not for everyone. If you don't believe me, look at the player numbers. This game is a fps like no other, where you get to play during the bloodiest battle on the bloodiest front on the bloodiest war in history; World war 2, The Eastern Front, Stalingrad.

Now a little history is required to get the best enjoyment out of this game. The year is 1942, 3 years have pasted since Germany Blitzed through western powers. This lead to the German High Command in 1941 to start a new millitary operation in the east; the invasion of Russia: Barbarossa. a full year has passed, and the Germans are getting desprate. Despite the grand victories against the Russians, they are losing more men and material they cannot replenise, including the most important one petrolium. Without it, the whole of the Panzer Army, Luftwaffe, and homefront would cease to work, leading to total collapse. In turn, the Germans launch their hail marie: Case blue, the invasion of Baku and Stalingrad. The fight won't be easy, as the Russians, who faced disaster after disaster, still have a large, albeit lackluster army, with morale at it's highest. The Russians knew that if Baku was lost, so would their oil supply, and with it, the start of the destruction of the Soviet Union. Stalin, the leader of the USSR knew this and had started order 227. Which to summraize in one sentance: NOT ONE STEP BACKWARDS. The Soviets and the Germans know that a grand battle is about to begin which will lead to the fate of their respective nations. It is only a matter of time until the winner to determined. This is where you, the player comes in. Shall you defend your motherland, and not move backwards in the name of Russia and Stalin? Or will you fight for your Fatherland and purge the land of the slavic filth?

Ok, so after I bore you with that, lets move on to gameplay. This game is pretty hardcore. This isn't like COD or Battlefield where you move around and get kills. You could do that, but you sure as hell need to know WTH you are doing there. If you aren't careful, you will be picked off. Check your corners, and make sure that your squad leaders use smoke so you can push up and win. You should try riflemen as it will give you some good habits such as being carful since you know you can't spray and prey to win. I'm going to let you know, you are going to die a lot. I did, you will too. It is just a part of the program. Keep playing, and you will learn. Good luck!

After 100+ hours, I can here by say that Insurgency is one of the best FPS games out there. With out further dealy, lets go.

Insurgency takes place during the Iraq war here American troops are aimming to take down the dictitorial regime of Saddam "The Butcher of Baghdad" Husseian which had been susspected of having nuclear weaponary. Only a few months after 9/11, America was not going to be struck again by a forgein country, and so America invaded Iraq. After the use of shock and awe tactics, it seemed as if America was going to achieve victory in no time. Little do the American troops know, fanatical Arab militia men are wating for them in the mountains, in the villiages, in the streets, in every corner. They are waiting to get thier chance to maim, kill, destory, blow up, and die in the name of Saddam Husseian, The Republic of Iraq, and for the virtuous and almighty Allaha. Here's where you come in, will you help sequre American domiance in the name of freedom? Or will you rise up against the white men who have come to pilliage your country of it's natural resorces and fight for the freedom of your people?


Insurgency is a game which focases on your ability to work with the classes of your team effictivly in order to win the many game modes it has to offer. Want to play huge(ish) sized maps with teams of 16 players each? Push, strike, and skirmish it is. Want a more hardcore experiance where you only have one life per round? Ambush it is. Want something inbetween? Occupy and firefight. Want a challaging but unfair fight? Play some co-op.

Insurgency is more hardcore than most games. As it states on the front page, no crosshairs, heath bars, minimaps, or anything of the sort, just you, your gun, radio, and teammates. Speaking of which, unlike most games, Insurgency has a squad mechanic where where half of the team has the ability to chat with each other at any range, but only with there own squadmates. In that case it is crucial that you corodinate your attacks and defenses wisly, as a team without a machingun or sniper will be hindered in many ways. The game is pretty unforgiving; enemys will be in every corner, they will be hiding, so you need to be on your toes, because all it takes is two bullets of a 5.56 to take you out (note this may differ with the caliber of your weapon and wheather you have AP/ HP rounds along with which part of the body you hit).

Choose from 40 deadly weapons with attachments to boot along with greanades, and other parts of your kit that fits your play style. On top of that, there is a community workshop creating new maps, weapon reskins, and much more.

Now, before you buy this game, I want to let you know that you will die a lot. This is normal, just keep playing and you'll get the hang of it. Also, on bigger maps, use smokes so that you don't get gunned down.

All and all, for ten bucks, this game is a steal, and in my opinian a must have, though the sequal to this game, Insurgency Sandstorm could very well surpass this game, so only time will tell. See you in the sand.

hello every one. i am going to ell you the story of payday 2. 2013, setber, payday 2 was realsed. every body loved that game. but it had peoblems like difficlty is easy, lack of heists, and easy to compleate. overkill, who was good at the time was so nice to add free heists and dlc heists, allso thier was the deathwish update that put player to payday 2 hell and have much more verity. then was crimefest 2014. this was a magical moment in payday 2 that put free content for joining the payday 2 commuity group. it did wonderful things like bring old hoxten on a big heist, but new weapons and chareter, john wick and old hoxten, and many more. then was 2015. lots of over priced dlc came and made the community go into a flame war. tho it was not that bad, just dont buy the dlc, and less free stuff. then there was crimefest chllenges, whitch the payday 2 community worrked so hard for, and now, in crimefest payday 2 has mirotrans action. earlyer alimr, the ceo of overkill, said that thier will be no mirco trans action. boy he was a lier. this made the community quit payday 2 and the second day had masks. not that bad but could be better, and day three, today was a total waist of my time. it added aftershock, a short, lazy, discusting, boring, open, and calm map. also the music sucks and no free weapons for a short heist. and that was the story so far. do i reccomend this game, maybe, put the recent updates had made me wonder if i should play payday 2 any more. this game is good, but the recant update torn the game and its community to brunning money. you should not get this game, at least not yet, wait a few mothes, if its still bad then i will make a another review. thsi game has gone down to ♥♥♥♥.

hello eery one again. i forot to tell you, if we put reveiws that say that payday 2 is sh!t then less people will get the game and overkilled will run out of money so that they will have to make a good update. i know it will be hard but we need to do this. thanck you all for your feed back

this game is epic. this is a stragity game in the star wars univere. you can play as the rebels,emipre, and the new zann conssursuim, who are a bunch of criminals and mersinars. this game is epic i reccomond u buy it.