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72 of 127 (57%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 1:55pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:20pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:14pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 1:42pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 11:19pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 11:07pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 9:22pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 11:01pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2014 @ 1:47pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 2:21pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 8:58pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 11:36pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 10:48pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 10:55pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2014 @ 11:43pm

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 9:30pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 3:37pm

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 2:56pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 2:46pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:30pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 2:59pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2014 @ 2:40pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 4:32pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 2:46am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2014 @ 10:28pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2014 @ 2:52am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 5:26pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2014 @ 4:33pm

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 6:12pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 3:27pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 10:01pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:19pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:49pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:52pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 6:35pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:25pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 6:41pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:56pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:19pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:03pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:54pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:51pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2016 @ 3:46pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 11 May, 2015 @ 5:20pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 11:54pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 11:32pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:29am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:36am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2017 @ 10:52pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 12:24am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 11:38pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:17pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:04pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:31pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 4:55pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 3:24pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:20pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 27 May, 2016 @ 5:53pm



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.