I have done many stupid things in my life, and purchasing Ryan's Rescue Squad has to be one of them. I expected something to make fun of, but got a bland and unenjoyable platformer instead.

I have only finished the first world in the game, and there might be more gameplay changes in other worlds, but the first levels did not give off a good first impression. The gameplay is overall barebones and very boring. I understand that this game was meant for young children, but there is very little to do other than jump on moving platforms and punch enemies. Speaking of punching, the punch animation takes a full second just for the wind up poses, making the attacks feel very sluggish and unresponsive. The graphics look like they came from a mobile game with low quality models and textures.

Don't get it, there are much better platformers for better prices out there. The $40 price tag is seriously rediculous.

(edit): Forgot to mention that this game has no options besides sound, music, and language. No resolution settings, no windowed/fullscreen selection, nothing.

I have done many stupid things in my life, and purchasing Ryan's Rescue Squad has to be one of them. I expected something to make fun of, but got a bland and unenjoyable platformer instead. I have only finished the first world in the game, and there might be more gameplay changes in other worlds, but the first levels did not give off a good first impression. The gameplay is overall barebones and very boring. I understand that this game was meant for young children, but there is very little to do other than jump on moving platforms and punch enemies. Speaking of punching, the punch animation takes a full second just for the wind up poses, making the attacks feel very sluggish and unresponsive. The graphics look like they came from a mobile game with low quality models and textures. Don't get it, there are much better platformers for better prices out there. The $40 price tag is seriously rediculous. (edit): Forgot to mention that this game has no options besides sound, music, and language. No resolution settings, no windowed/fullscreen selection, nothing.