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23 of 50 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:51am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 2:02am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 12:54am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 12:15am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:37am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:20am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:35am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 4:11am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 1:05am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 4:36am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 4:28am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 1:15am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 5:20am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:11am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:11am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 2:35am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:55am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 3:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2024 @ 12:43am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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