I'm 22 years old and my mom still breastfeeds me everyday. She doesn't really have milk or anything anymore, but everyday around 8pm, we snuggle and I suckle for 1-2 hours before she goes to bed. It's always been this way, and I see nothing weird about it. I know it's supposed to be some weird thing so I can't talk about in public. It is a beautiful feeling and a beautiful experience. It doesn't get overly sexual, it's just two humans bonding and I wish society was more accepting of these types of things

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Hey but you'll never have to wear a condom, when you do it with your wife,
...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff

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Right when I think reality has shattered beyond repair, Nickeh30 shows up to call an F in the chat for the fallen. But nah, I refuse to go out like that, not before mewing my way to a Based and Goated comeback.

I decide to switch it up and head to Fanum’s tax office to sort out the social credit hits I took from posting cringe on Reddit. But just when I think things can't get weirder, Andrew Tate rolls up in a Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper advertising van, yelling about the sigma alpha omega male grindset. I’m trying to look busy, but then Kai Cenat flies by, literally hitting the Griddy on a hoverboard made of Grimace Shake energy.Just as I’m about to lose it, a thug shaker earthquake hits, sending me flying into a No Nut November meeting led by Kevin James and Keanu Reeves. The whole room’s chanting “We go gym!” and I’m just trying to keep up. Next thing I know, I’m getting flashbacks to Family Guy funny moments compilation with Subway Surfers gameplay at the bottom, and it’s Morbin time.

It was a Monday, the type that left me broken, and I was sitting in the goon cave, vibing to some Pizza Tower tunes while my phone buzzed like a mosquito on a mission. Suddenly, Baby Gronk slides into my DMs, telling me he’s about to rizz up Livvy Dunne at the Ocky way burger stand. I hit the lightskin stare because bro really thinks he's Carti with all this goofy confidence. 😭 Outta nowhere, John Pork calls me on Xbox Live, asking if we’re pulling up to the Garten of Banban later. Before I can answer, my screen glitches like Pibby herself was hacking me, and DJ Khaled’s voice booms outta my speakers: “Another one.” At this point, I'm wondering if I've stumbled into the Backrooms, lost in the sussy imposter dimension.

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remember the time when you came over to my house and we ate ice cream together? Yeah I made that ice cream with special ingredients from my mom's breast milk and a special boy milk which I made my self if you know what I mean. Extra protein or whatever the asians keep saying. At least you admit the ice cream was good that's all that matters right? I also put a little bit of my special boy milk in your protein shake when we were both working out when our US marine friend invited us to workout and a little bit on your planet fitness pizza. Extra protein is king baby. my special boy milk taste sweet just like the vanilla ice cream. I also put some of my special boy milk on your CPU as thermal paste which I didn't even know it can fill the same role as normal thermal paste. You have lifetime supply of thermal paste diispenser as long as I'm alive.

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what's the matter baby? jeez do I always have to come give you hugs? so are you going to tell me what's going on or why I'm going to have to pry it right out of you no baby? I think you're beautiful I think you're smart and I don't think you're useless I promise. if somebody told you that just forget them anyway, she probably just wants to be your girlfriend or something or maybe she's just jealous that you're absolutely perfect at least that's what I think so that's the only thing that matters because I love you. I love you so much so tell me about your day, did you do anything fun, anything exciting? hey why do you still look so worried and sad is there anything I can do to make you feel better other than, you know the occasional hug, maybe a guess or two. is there anything else you're so cute you know it's fine if that's what you want I can sit here and you stay in my lap until you feel better okay?

wait no no no we dont have to check. we dont have to check we can keep playing, we can keep playing. i can ignore it. i can ignore it, we can have fun together, and then we can cuddle in bed and then you can call me a good boy and pat my head and and say how much you love me and then we can go out for groceries the next day and then buy some delicious sweets and make some baked goods as when we get home we can adopt a cat or two and maybe a dog too and we'll name them bozo and dorito and then we can play some games together on the, i can teach you how to play league of legends and then you can hold me again in bed and and and

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine

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I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom like Zuko more than me. But I don't really care

Azula the kind of girl who could dominate you. The tough girl who will step on you with her high heels and spit on you. ngl tho, she kinda crazy, the kind of crazy that you need in my life.

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haha yeah i love you too! just leave me already. everybody does and you will too. sooner or later youre gonna realise im "too much" or simply get bored of me, so just get it over with. yk what, i cant handle living in constant fear of losing you which im sure i will, but since i dontknow when thatll be, ill do it first.

I also found out it’s incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on television and say something like “the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the White House would be from the Rockefeller-Huitt building, because of the minimal security and you’d have a clear line of sight to the presidents bedroom”. Insanely illegal. Ridiculously, recklessly, insanely illegal. Yet even more illegal would be to show an illustrated diagram. INSANELY illegal. Ridiculously, horribly, felonious. They will come to your house in the middle of the night and lock you up. Extremely against the law.

One thing that is technically legal to say, is that “we have a group that meets fridays under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus”.

i like the part of the song when my buddy jin raps. he says 近前看其 详上写着 秦香莲 三十二岁 状告当朝 驸马郎 欺君王 瞒皇上 悔婚男儿 招东床。

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something.

I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

i have a very secret business secret for you that you cant tell anyone. i noticed that you play l4d2 and that makes perfect sense for me telling you.

so basically i have the perfect meme idea. You get that one clip from family guy where meg is crying in the kitchen and brian is trying to get a bear without disturbing her. then peter, your friend is there with you and you have the left 4 dead 2 witch theme playing and when peter says, THANKS BRIAN!! then it will say that you startled the witch

i thought about this a couple years ago and i havent seen anyone make one so good luck

so your negg hurts? im a chiro

you're like earths gravitational pull, you can attract anything besides b!tches

her, vsauce, michael here. your home security is great. or is it?

we donta haveu disawan.. i-itsu.. eeuhh
𝒮 𝒫 𝐸 𝒞 𝐼 𝒜 𝑅 𝒰
𝒴 𝒜 𝒪 𝐼
𝐵 𝒰 𝒰 𝒦
!!!!!!!

𝒥𝐸𝒮𝒰𝒮 𝒞𝐻𝑅𝑅𝑅𝑅𝑅𝑅𝐼𝒮𝒯?!?!

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ.. ʸᴬ ᴼᴵ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ?

bro we are so alike, if u were a girl id marry u in a heartbeat
(i finally have an excuse to become a femboy)

hey do you know what hell is like? i do. so basically, there is no satan or devil. you basically just have to work for 5 or 10 years and you get a new life. for example, you work for 5 years and you get a life as a chinese boy in 2032. if you dont like that life, you can continue working to get another life. crazy stuff

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.

July 4th is coming. I dont like fireworks because my dog fought in vietnam

bruh im not even gonna comment If I give my opinion, they will call me sexist, racist, fascist, juggler, taxi driver, dentist, contortionist, trapezeist, bodybuilder, esthetician, otorrinolaryngologist, weightlifter, alchemist, cyclist, endocrinologist, motorcyclist a, stylist, ornithologist, guitarist, pecuarist, bassist, mentalist, journalist, receptionist, drummer, maneuverist, pneumologist, tractorist, fencingist, football player, papyloscopist, machinist, telegraphist, telephone operator, balcony driver, auton own, illusionist, anesthesia, cardiologist, dermatologist, atacadist, frentist, orthopedist, radiologist, radialist, gynecologist, latinist, saxophonist, pathologist, landscapeist, electrician, catechist, bacteriologist, medalist, reserve, geneticist, chess player, sanitary, marathonist, atomist, basketball olist, algebraist, alchemist, amateur, anarchist, anatomist, apologist, archivist, attacker, tileist, balconyist, biologist, calculator,

can you stop asking like you guys keep asking me why i dont reply to chat but every time i reply to chat its a all kind of weird ass question like do you shave your ♥♥♥♥♥, do you like this, do that, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up okay? shut the ♥♥♥♥ up with your horny, horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ question. nobody give a ♥♥♥♥ about answering all these yo. im not your personal pornstar.

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