blyaDOTER's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 10:23am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:50am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:59am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2018 @ 6:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:39am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 10:37am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 1:49am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2018 @ 8:00am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 6:05am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 11:24am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 11:15am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 2:51am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 1:09pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 2:03am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 7:05am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 3:55am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2018 @ 7:28am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 8:49am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 1:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2018 @ 12:15pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 2:50am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 1:11am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 2:21am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2018 @ 12:29pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:12am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:46am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:42am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:22am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 18 Mar, 2018 @ 2:26am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 2:41am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2018 @ 7:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 13 Mar, 2018 @ 9:36am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2018 @ 7:49am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 11:18am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 3:28am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 4:50am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:05am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2018 @ 4:24am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 17 Mar, 2018 @ 9:52am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

30 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

27 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

1 / 30