hes so cute, like you guys have no idea how handsome this man is, he is so so so pretty and cute i just wanna grab his cheeks like a grandma and pinch them and pretend that im proud of my offspring because of how cute he is, hes gonna impregnate some lucky lady (hopefully me) and put his cute seed inside of her and produce such cute babies because of how cute he is, i cant believe i have been blessed with feasting my eyes upon a man so cute, i wish that he can fully understand the level of hunk he is, its over 9000, get it, like the old meme about naruto or whatever, either way, he is so cute i swear to god he could have entered the cockpit on flight 93 and convince the terrorists to give the plane back to the pilots, i want him inside of me

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

Rtc has 4K already who turns face to face against lux

"You took my family"

jiggles to the left

"You took my friends"

jiggles to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

clock winds down to 2

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

goes up, fire coming out of his gun

"HADOUKEN"

Bullet flies to lux’s head, completing the ace. Rtc falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Lux... Senpai... I..."

faints

Current score

Lux 12

Rtc 1

not posting this because im mad or upset but just to let other potential teammates know that I was playing with this guy back when he went by a name i cannot type here and he misrepresented both the hours he had in rust and the skill level he plays at because he went to go loot somebody i shot from the roof and he had an inventory of components on him because he was organizing the base and he lost it all to a water pipe kid in a bush and procedeed to blame ME because i couldnt kill the grub he closed the game and quit the wipe and we havent talked since. still think of him everytime i have every square filled in my inventory with stacks of loot

let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

+rep