i was born the year 2865 feb 17

when i was leaving my mothers vagina the doctor never saw anything so fast in his life he was astonished so i punched him in his balls and i dashed hoe

On my 5th birthday the year 2870 my parents got ronald mcdonald to hand deliver us mc chicken nuggets and sandwiches but that ♥♥♥♥♥ ronald mcdonald ate half that ♥♥♥♥ so i knocked him out and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on him then i dashed hoe

on my 15th birthday the year 2880 i was at a rangers game and i saw this broad getting a smoothie and i said yo shotty look at my yeezys she looked then said "lets ♥♥♥♥ in the bathroom" and i nutted in her vagina at a rangers game and she said "im off the pill wtf why did u nut in me" and i was like oh ♥♥♥♥ and i dashed hoe

10 years later the year 2890 i finished college and my teacher was so bad and i havent "dashed hoe" since i was 15 and everytime i would almost "dash hoe" i would be thinking of her so i decided to visit her home that i found on the schools data base.

The milf teacher opened the door and said oh james what r u doing here u graduated?
and i said umm idk y im here i kinda just wanted to stop by i guess
she replied come in my family and i were just starting to eat dinner and since my husband isnt home come in
so i walked in there home and ate dinner with the family and suddenly there daughter who is 18 spilled gravy on my pants and started wiping it off for me and said let me use my tongue then her mother (the milf teacher) said no ill take james up stairs and give him one of my husbands pants
i walked with my milf teacher up the stairs and thinking in my head omg her tits r huge
when we got upstairs she pulled down my pants and grabed a clean pair of jeans and then looked down and said omg ur penis is huge
then i looked down and said holy ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ is 12 inches and thought to myself omg this is the final dash my ♥♥♥♥ has been trying to tell me about
the milf teacher bent down and started stroking and sucking my ♥♥♥♥ i couldnt belive what was happening she then said dont tell my husband just ur ♥♥♥♥ is humongus and i said i know right wtf
she then threw me on the bed and rode me like a horse we were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and she was screaming like a pig and i pulled out my phone and was recording and posted on my story "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottest teacher" and my phone was getting spammed but i couldnt check the messeges i was to busy getting the best sex of my life
after 1 hour she got off sore as hell and i havent nutted yet so she hop back on then she started squirting all over my ♥♥♥♥ and then i felt it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i said oh im gonna nut she said do it daddy so i nutted in her ♥♥♥♥♥ and she said oh yes daddy and oh ♥♥♥♥ yeah
she replied u know ur not leaving right and i said sayyy whattttt
she said ur ♥♥♥♥ is too huge and i need it all the time and i was like bet
but then she pulled out rope and was starting to tie me up and i aint into that kinking ♥♥♥♥ so I DASHED HOE

as i was dashing out the door the daughter that previously wanted to lick gravy off my pants tripped me and i got knocked out

i woke up in her room tied up and she saw my monster ♥♥♥♥ and started to ride. her ♥♥♥♥♥ was so tight and i was pounding it

after 30 mins she started to squirt and said oh ♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥♥ daddy but i was like oh ♥♥♥♥ oh ♥♥♥♥ and pulled out and cummed all over her face

she couldnt see so i was able to DASH HOE

and since that day ive been DASHING HOE on everyones mom and daughters who r over 18 of course.



THE END OF THE STORY OF MYSELF