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Recent reviews by Doomer

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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
I can't even tie my shoelaces in real life without my mom's help so this game is too difficult for me. I'm retarded 0/10.
Posted 17 June.
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8 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Dude, it's actually better to use that subscription money to pay a professional to give you real lessons/head with that price. No-go/10
Posted 14 June.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
My GF get so triggered and mad after i gifted this game to her.

Women☕ /10
Posted 7 June.
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27 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
141.2 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
I would rather pay $60 for Samurai Warriors 2 Remastered at this point.
Posted 1 May. Last edited 6 June.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
The controls made me want to bang my head against the sharp end of a pencil for a good five hours. Avoid this garbage.
Posted 26 February.
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6 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
22.9 hrs on record
I got beaten up by daddy, just like real life 10/10
Posted 23 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
18.3 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Catwoman didn't steal my virginity.
Posted 19 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Couldn't play as Luigi, 2/10.
Posted 17 February.
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12 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
This game is just like my life; it's boring, meaningless and hollow, yet I still can't end it somehow.
Posted 12 February.
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13 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
The voice acting is so bad that the narrator sounds like he's been railed in the ass by some big black clocks.
Posted 7 January. Last edited 7 January.
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