Recent reviews by bonovedledle

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Ela Thicc n' Quicc
I would smash anyday
Am I right? Guys?

This is something like dark souls of racing.

This game taught me to support terrorist groups like the EZIC
They blew up a wall similar to the one that Trump is building, so I guess mexico will invade USA after all.

Glory to Коммунизм.

Do you know how it feels to get shot?
No? That feeling of ''OoF whaT's gonna happen next?"' If you have ever watched a psychological thriller movie and got the ''what's this and why's that'' feeling, then you'll get the same one after you finish the story mode of the game.

It shows you both sides of the coin, of what can happen while working for the Mob.
I'll give it a solid 9/10 really nice game, it just had one huge drawback - no free mode. Once you finish the story, that's it. Unless you have the free-roam mod installed.

garbage game

you can have a 1:1 replica of a real life E30, but you can't have the OEM Warsteiner livery. Instead they give you some cheap italian knock off, where's the fookin logic?

PUGB but better and free!

Buy at your own risk. The hours you'll spend in this game will ruin your life.
Basically eat-sleep-repeat + base building and getting raided.
Oh and the game is full of surprises! I once got a job working for the Wehrmacht! Boy, did we burn down a lot of wooden bases. They had this thing where they traded human meat & bones with cult in exchange for flamethrowers and fuel. I'll just stop here, the ending was kind of dramatic.

Iraq War Simulator
P.S. no you dont get to shoot osama

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Honestly its kind of ♥♥♥♥ and not scary at all.