Bazuka44's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 3:20am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 5:20am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 6:36am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 2:56am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:40am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:25am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 11:18pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 3:16am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 5:43am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 11:38am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2024 @ 8:52am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 10:09am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 6:36am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 6:36am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 5:57am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 2:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:19am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 6:39am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 4:44am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:13am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 8:15am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 2:13am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 2:45am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 2:23am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 4:25am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 5:55am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 9:08am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2020 @ 2:34am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 3:47am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 8:50am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 7:13am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

23 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

17 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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