Recent reviews by DystopianFunk

Downgraded ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Deceit rip off. Play Deceit instead: https://store.steampowered.com/app/466240/Deceit/

Not a game. It's a get rich quick scheme where you're being scammed by the dev. You spend your valuable time "playing" this "game" while the developer becomes rich.

Really bad. Especially for the price. Physics are seemingly random.

Great game. You're still going to need the community made launcher to play on public servers though: https://kocity.xyz/

By default, the game requires Ubisoft Connect. After you login to your Ubisoft Connect account, it asks for an activation key. After right clicking the game and hovering over Manage, you discover they haven't supplied you with one. Ubisoft says to check with your vendor. The vendor (Steam) says check with Ubisoft. In other words, they scammed you out of your product activation key and there is no way to play the game in it's intended state.

If you still want to play the game, you can use this guide to bypass Ubisoft Connect: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3239475230

MINIMUM:
Processor: Six pack of beer or equivalent
Graphics: In-game crosshair / Crosshair V2
Network: No friends
Sound Card: Chuck Berry
RECOMMENDED:
Processor: Long island iced tea or equivalent
Graphics: Crosshair X or equivalent
Network: Four or more friends
Sound Card: Chuck Berry

Hotline Miami but you play as a cop with a partner that can be played by either an AI or a friend through local/online multiplayer. Also has Workshop support. Good game.

Better than HD2. Why? No micro-transactions, has offline support, no rootkit, and you don't have to link a PSN account. Sure it's not the newest iteration, but it's practically the same game without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Premium live service game with micro-transactions. Also contains a rootkit by the name of "nProtect GameGuard".

I'll be taking my refund.

Fixes fullscreen issues in a lot of games that aren't very PC friendly