Dear Southerner,

Please don't feed the Dingos. Unless you would like them living in your shed and let you (a common man from the South) be ruled by the King of the Dingos. Look it up, its a real problem these days. Me? No, I'm not powerful enough to become a King Dingo, but you could say that this isn't even my final form. I hope you live a wonderful life in the world of the South and I will pray that the North won't hunt you down and turn you into fried chili steaks. You may send any questions to the King of Dingos, who is a bit of a dork, or the Captain of the logistics department. Check the numbers and they will guide you. THE SHEDS WILL BE CONQUERED!!!

Espanola, 2wan Productions, and all that bull. --Your Dingo, C.B w/ (25-21-9)