Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more...

When are you going to grow up?
I'm only doing this for your own good.
Why are you crying? Stop crying, or I'll give you something to
cry about.
What's wrong with you?
Someday you'll thank me for this.
You'd lose your head if it weren't attached.
Don't you have any sense at all?
If you keep sucking your thumb, it'll fall off.
Why? Because I said so.
I hope you have a kid just like yourself.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes?and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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damn that dabbing panda is so epic! gamer moment

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