Whenever I see a female drinking something like water or coffee it makes me so unimaginably horny. I can't help but fantasize about how the liquid will travel through her body, be filtered by her kidneys, and transform into hot piss. That very same glass of water she's holding in front if me will soon become hot golden frothy nectar, expelled straight from her vagina. Sometimes I drive past a Starbucks and aggresively masturbate as I watch girls sip on their coffee. That dark caffeinated brew just waiting to be turned into her sweet urine gives me earth shattering orgasms. I often envy liquids for this very reason. It's gotten to the point where the sheer sight of a faucet is enough to cause an erection, knowing that it carries the piss fuel for females. My mind instantaneously imagines a girl with a full colon of pee running to the toilet in desperation, sitting down, and letting a geyser of hot fragrant, golden nectar erupt out of her uterus.

lost my virginity to my cousin:


At one point her mom asked her to go up to the attic to get some decorations, and she asked me of I would help. She climbed the ladder and I came up behind her. Wouldn't you know it, before my eyes could adjust to the darkness she grabbed me and kissed me much to my surprise. We ended up cuddling and making out on an old mattress, and pretty soon she unzipped my pants and went down on me. She was there for less than 30 seconds before she slid off her own pants and lowered herself down onto me cowgirl style. I knew it was wrong, but I just couldn't say no. I couldn't help myself; it was only a minute or two until I was just about ready to bust. I warned her, "I'm gonna ♥♥♥," but she didn't stop. She grabbed me by the collar, looked me deep in the eyes, and asked, "Do you wanna be a daddy?" I came so hard I ♥♥♥♥ my pants.

We never did find the Christmas lights up there, and to this day, none of my friends can hold a candle to her.

lost my virginity to my cousin:


At one point her mom asked her to go up to the attic to get some decorations, and she asked me of I would help. She climbed the ladder and I came up behind her. Wouldn't you know it, before my eyes could adjust to the darkness she grabbed me and kissed me much to my surprise. We ended up cuddling and making out on an old mattress, and pretty soon she unzipped my pants and went down on me. She was there for less than 30 seconds before she slid off her own pants and lowered herself down onto me cowgirl style. I knew it was wrong, but I just couldn't say no. I couldn't help myself; it was only a minute or two until I was just about ready to bust. I warned her, "I'm gonna ♥♥♥," but she didn't stop. She grabbed me by the collar, looked me deep in the eyes, and asked, "Do you wanna be a daddy?" I came so hard I shat my pants.

We never did find the Christmas lights up there, and to this day, none of my friends can hold a candle to her.

Tuhao

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sooo halal mode