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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:22am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:38pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 1:54am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 3:04am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:59pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:45pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 3:33am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:59pm

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 4:59pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:56am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 1:56am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 6:08am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 10:12pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2014 @ 2:07am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 3:19am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 3:53am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:16am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 3:05am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 10:07pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:03am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:00am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:00am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:11am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:59pm

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 3:44am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:10pm

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 5:17pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:27pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:02pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:28am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:32pm

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:43pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:00pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 5:40am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 10:31pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 2:07am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:28am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:48am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 10:24pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 8:52pm

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2014 @ 3:14pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 9:45pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 10:05pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2014 @ 12:59am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 9:52pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 7:01pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 7:12pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:36pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 4:06pm

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 9:45pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 4:10pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:02pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:21pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 8:45pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:54pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 6:35pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 6:44pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 6:50pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2014 @ 6:26pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 9:20pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 6:44pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:08pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:22pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2014 @ 7:13pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 3:59pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2014 @ 4:12pm

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 9:23pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 9:18pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 1:55am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 2:31am

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 1:50am

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:06pm

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 8:13pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:49pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 8:20pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:03pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 8:30pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:05pm

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:49pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 11:20am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:48pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:28pm

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:45pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:43pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:51pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:55pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:05pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:58pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:25pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:21pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 6:06pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:41pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:15pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:02pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:06pm

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2016 @ 7:24pm

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 5:17pm

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 3:46pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2016 @ 8:29pm

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:00pm

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 12:52am

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:55pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 3:54pm

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:27pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 3:58pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:32pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:54pm

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:40pm

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 5:04pm

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 4:36pm

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2016 @ 5:10pm



Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.