im high as a kite

Some people have been critical that I have never taken risks. Well tonight, that's all going to change. Over the past few months I have been learning how to pick the locks on these police grade handcuffs. Why, you ask? Because tonight, I'm going to take a bigger risk than anyone has ever taken on television before. In just a few moments, I am going to be handcuffed to a solid steel frame, and I'll have exactly 90 seconds to free myself before the claw of a robotic arm undoes my pants; exposing me to an audience of children. If that happens, an LAPD officer is standing by to arrest me for indecent exposure. We've all seen escape artists risk death before. But tonight, I'm going to risk something even worse: Becoming a registered sex offender for life.

fine piece of bubke

I'm secretly gay

Small ♥♥♥♥, big heart

What's better than unboxing a knife?The extermination of Jews.