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0.8 hrs on record
The mods make this game even better its extremely awesome (don't let the playtime fool you though I played the game for like 100 hours on my other acc)

The story is awesome and sandbox is tons of fun and theres thousands of mods that enhance it even more plus its really optimized its running at like 25-35fps on lowest settings on my intel i3 nvideo 430 pc with 4 rams
Posted 18 April, 2017.
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5.2 hrs on record
Eh, I hoped for something better and overhauled from the iPhone / Android version but it's the same crap just on a PC.
If you're a fan of sitting around for an hour simply clicking on diners, water facilities and power plants this is for you I guess.
However, if you're looking for a game to enjoy on your computer find something else, this is just a useless port with absolutely no changes whatsoever.
Posted 4 April, 2017.
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25 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
128.8 hrs on record (87.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is the apotheosis of amazing
In the like 2 hours I played with my best friend we hunted a Truck through a stormy night like spec ops, we got to an amazing radio tower that's like the absolute definition of "Athmospheric" (and I found 7 buckshot rounds for my shotgun which was awesome too) we wrestled with a ♥♥♥♥ING TORNADO on our way to Pinecrest for food and my homie Space Pickles BARELY made it out he was already getting whirled aruond by it, then we came across a perfectly secluded and beautiful patch of nature with a big mesmerizing waterfall where we found a small adorable frog that I decided to call Fronko the Froggo HE MADE THESE CUTE BWORK BWORKING NOISES AND JUMPED AROUND AND WAS JUST ONE OF THE MOST ADORABLE SENTIENT BEINGS TO HAVE EVER EXISTED ON THIS PLANET, then we made it to pinecrest but encountered a group of like 8 players, I heard gunfire so I thought pickles died but WRONG SIR WRONG
PICKLES IS THE ONE WHO ******** KNOCKS
HE MURDERED LIKE 5 PEOPLE WITH HIS PISTOL
AND THEN I SAW HIM DIE AND SAW THE MUZZLE OF THE PERPS RIFLE AND I STORMED IN AND I SHOTGUNNED HIM, THEN HIS BACKUP CAME AND I SHOTGUNNED THE OTHER 3 WHEN I WAS LOOTING THEIR BRAIN MATTER STAINED CORPSES THOUGH... I got killed.
AND THIS WAS THE FIRST EVER DEATH I HAD IN A SURVIVAL ONLINE GAME THAT FELT REWARDING AND ACCOMPLISHING!!!!!
I AM STILL ADRENALINE PUMPED AND ON EDGE FROM THIS;
MY SPECS ARE INTEL i3 4GB RAM AND AN NVIDIA 430 GT WHICH IS LIKE THE GHETTO CHILD ABANDONED BY ITS FATHER OF THE GRAPHIC CARDS AND MY GAME RUNS PERFECTLY CRISP AT AROUND 30-40 FPS FOR ME IN WINDOWED 1280x720 RESOLUTION.
THIS GAME IS AWESOME.
THANK YOU WHOEVER DEVELOPED THIS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!

BEST OF ALL, we played for prolonged amounts of times now and we STILL haven't even explored most of the map nor have we ever carried any of the bigger guns yet.
I can't wait to log like 2000 hours playtime into this.
I usually write gramatically correctly but this game is so amazing and adrenaline pumping in nearly every single aspect that I literally can't control myself boasting how awesome this is.


also add female characters and more apocalyptic looking clothing when you have the time to :D

9/10
Posted 6 October, 2016. Last edited 31 October, 2016.
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116.2 hrs on record (86.5 hrs at review time)
🔫🆂🅿🅰🅲🅴🅿🅸🅲🅺🅻🅴🆂🚀: i got gangbanged by 2 koolaid men
🔫🆂🅿🅰🅲🅴🅿🅸🅲🅺🅻🅴🆂🚀: dont quote me on that
koalabear39: at this point its clear that the koolaid man dislikes humanity as a whole and his plans of terminating anything bipedal and sentient is striking forth on this very plantage
🔫🆂🅿🅰🅲🅴🅿🅸🅲🅺🅻🅴🆂🚀: hes done serving humans
koalabear39: now humans serve his desire for destruction

Any (moddable) game that makes you say something like this while playing it is an 11/10 in my book.
Posted 17 August, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Definitely not even close to No more room in hell or zombie panic source as some have made it out to be, it's fun for a while but it gets boring real quick.
Also, the gore definitely doesnt deliver and no matter what weapon you use, zombies will always fly away like 100 feet with the ragdoll distorting beyond any recognition.
Has potential but needs work.
Posted 21 July, 2016. Last edited 21 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,560.5 hrs on record (1,416.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Edit turnt it into a positive review again as I realized that I did infact have 1000 hours of fun in a free to play game like this and that alone actually should be a definite positive.
Reason I turnt it into a bad one wasn't the game being bad itself, but being disappointed
to the direction it took at some point where it turned from fun into, well, no more fun.
It wasn't cause I was getting burned out but he continued adding only modding support
and no content, and even with modding support most guides are extremely vague
and no one will really help you with anything as the workshop forums are dead and the dev
doesn't really post in it either to help new modders.
It's an amazing game if you're about to play it for the first time ever, it's filled with content,
but I have to quit since it tooks several turns and detours that eventually turned my clan
and me off this game into others.
Still though, 1000 hours of fun for a free to play game, this is great. Get it.
Posted 17 July, 2016. Last edited 22 February, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
12.2 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
its tons of fun and extremely original, easy controls although it lags a lot on my system but its playable on low resolutions in windowed mode and basically this game is like hotline miami but 3d
Posted 19 October, 2015. Last edited 29 November, 2015.
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12 people found this review helpful
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2.2 hrs on record
Basically it's an awesome game, if I could compare it I think it would be Jaws Unleashed HD Remake when playing as a shark, and Shark: Hunting the Great White when playing as a Diver. Together it makes the probably 2 best underwater / ocean games ever made and it turned a lot of my 100% cotton underwear into 96% urine underwear and the gameplay is fluid, greatly graphisized and overall just lots of fun. It has lots of depth in it, and the gore is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. First your skin and flesh will disappear and get torn apart and if torn enough it will get ripped off, leaving a stump of flesh behind. The community seems to be nice to, other than in counter strike global offensive where people tell you to kill yourself when you ask a question, here the players will actually be really nice and tell you. Overall it gets a 9.4/10 from me for the great gameplay, great gore, great community, extremely great alpha and great idea.
Posted 6 November, 2014. Last edited 27 December, 2014.
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18 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
great game with great graphics and gameplay
i only played skirmish yet for 18 minutes and i aproximately pee'd my pants 36 times after wildly throwing all of my flares onto one dark spot to make it brighter than the sun and blindly unloading all the bullets i carried into the darkness.
when i was done with that, i sat down into a fetal position in a corner and mumbled to myself while slowly rocking back and forth. tears were flowing down my cheeks and i believe a trace of fecal matter was found in my underwear.

8/10 scariest and hardest game i ever played
Posted 25 October, 2014. Last edited 26 October, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
34.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It is an awesome single player exploration game with the probably most beautiful, great, and creative art style a game has ever used. It has realistic light and shadow effects combined with cartoony textures and modelling and some athmospheric music in the background and awesome athmosphere, it would almost be a feel-good, cheery game if it was not for the apocalyptic-wolfs-are-going-to-eat-you setting and the occasional frozen corpses that have a nom taken out of their arms.
9/10, and I have not even discovered much yet. It is so awesome, just to walk along a railtrack with a snowstorm breezing onto you and the sky and area being dark gray-ish at just 12pm, enjoying the athmosphere before hearing a wolf howl and growl on you and noticing you do not have any flares left thats where you get scared and run for your life .
I hope you nerds will find a place in your heart to buy it and support the developer.
Posted 27 September, 2014. Last edited 30 June, 2015.
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