Cuttlefish Crusader
Alex
 
 
How many protesters do you need to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters don't change anything.

Me: "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine!?"
Interviewer: "I meant any questions about the job."

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Have a good day ^_^
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