When it comes to Left 4 Dead 2, I'm basically a walking legend a veritable zombie-slaying prodigy whose skills are so off the charts they’ve been upgraded to their own mythical status. While other players are busy arguing over who’s the best, I’m out there single-handedly saving humanity from the apocalypse with more style and finesse than a circus performer juggling flaming torches. If you think you’re better, please just remember, I’m the one who’s put down more zombies than anyone in the universe, no cap. Now, if you'll excuse me, I’ve got more hordes to obliterate while the rest of you catch up to my unparalleled greatness.