This honourable award goes to our most valued contributor here at West Side Sperm Bank! He constantly advocates rallies for more black babies to be born and we could not be more proud! Seriously, this guy donates like 30 times every week. Some of the support staff have questioned if its legal accepting this much all at once; the investors love it and even asked how he was able to produce such quantities. We all came to the conclusion that his jewels are either swelled up to prunes 24/7 or they are World Record size! Either way, we love it and look forward to making a huge profit off this mans balls!
*This breaches no confidentiality policies as we have none at our establishment*
*please see attached picture of a cool seagull*

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