Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that
can't keep them. -Anthony Haden-Guest
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A: The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q: Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
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Stewie: How deliciously evil. It's like something out of Stephen King. [flashback]
Stephen King: Now for my 300th novel, a couple... uh... [casts about desperately]
Stephen King: is attacked... by a giant... uh... lamp monster! Oooooooo!
Editor: You're not even trying anymore are you? [sigh]
Editor: When can I have it?
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You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
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It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something
nasty waiting at the far end.
(Maskerade)
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"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!"
- Ben Jonson
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JOHN PAUL ELECTED POPE!!

(George and Ringo miffed.)
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