Recent reviews by Jsoh

I'd Sail The Oceans alone at 5am after my friend had left. I would be sat listening to Soundgarden at a damaging volume, crippled by the fear that a sea serpent could at any moment emerge from the storm-borne crests surrounding me. Very often these fears left the realm of fiction and i was forced to do battle by myself. With so much to lose it was actually scary every time, my heart rushing and sometimes even stopping. This game is fun.

Sincerely, Barack Obama

harry gets ♥♥♥♥ on

god i hope wallace slips on a misplaced saucer and cracks his dumb, stupid, abnormal virgin skull on a tiled floor. maybe then my boy gromit would be free from the fat greasy clutches of his powertripped autistic master

the game made me poo myself and my mum got angry and she locked me in the shed all night and the spiders in there were scary and i pood myself again :(

Sandy Cheeks attacked me violently whilst my headphones were assaulting me with Kanye West's 'on sight'

this game is some of the most fun that can be had

i set my wallpaper to big chungus

there's just something so sexy about tall low poly red men

lets just say i was playing this one with one hand only ;)

i drawed a naked peter (family) griffin :D

Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you
Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
And when I hold you in my arms
My love won't do you no harm
And I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
And when I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm
And I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, 'cause I got you
Whoa! And I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
Hey
Oh-whoo

it's harry