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God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed.
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... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
OYSTER! Yum!
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The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more
important to do.
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Everyone talks about apathy, but no one ____does anything about it.
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
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[in a turtle-shaped pool float]
Stewie: My God, I'm to entrust my life to a turtle - nature's "D" student?
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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