q3dm6's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 2:57pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:12am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 3:06pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 2:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 3:14pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:38am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 1:08pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:16pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 11:44am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:10pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:41am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 6:25am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 12:38pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2019 @ 5:45am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:32pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:49am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 2:56pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:57am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 2:58pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 1:15pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 8:13am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 1:35pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:54am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 12:48pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:42am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:24am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 1:34pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 1:49pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 1:35pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 2:18pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 2:03pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 3:32pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 2:03pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 1:38pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:32am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

10 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

100 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

12 / 30