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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 7:35am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2017 @ 3:13am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 2:07am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:19am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 8:25am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 12:16am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2017 @ 11:55am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2018 @ 7:58am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:40am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 May, 2019 @ 7:54am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2018 @ 7:49am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 1:00am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:48am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 1:15am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 1:17am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 2:03am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 1:57am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 4:20am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 3:32am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2016 @ 1:55am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 9:24pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 8:20am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2018 @ 4:57am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 3:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:43am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 2:31am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 4:42am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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