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ㅤ* A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
ㅤ* I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".
ㅤ* A businessman was interviewing a nervous young woman for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality, so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone living or dead, who would it be?" The girl thought about the question: "The living one", she replied.
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كل عام وأنتم بخير بمناسبة عيد الأضحى المبارك
أعاده الله علينا وعليكم بالخير واليمن والبركات
وتقبل الله منّا ومنكم صالح الأعمال