By all known laws of warfare,
there is no way a ♥♥♥♥ should be horny.
His hate to powerful to get his
fat little ♥♥♥♥♥ errect.
Hendrick here is horny anyways,
Because he doesn't care what jews
think is impossible.

During next month's total solar eclipse, the sun will be blocked by the moon for one of the longest periods—approximately 2 minutes and 40 seconds—in Hopkinsville, Kentucky, a small town roughly 20 miles north of the Tennessee border, with a population just shy of 32,000 people. The community, which is expecting thousands of visitors for this stellar event, is embracing the occasion as an opportunity to cash in on tourist dollars, by rebranding itself as Eclipseville. It's the first time in 99 years a total solar eclipse will be visible from coast to coast in the United States. It is not, however, the first time Hopkinsville has drawn national attention for an extraordinary occurrence.

Sixty-two years ago, a family living on the outskirts of town made headlines after claiming they'd been visited by "little grey men" after spotting an otherworldly aircraft floating over their farmhouse. (They were misquoted in the press, resulting in the addition of "little green men" to our modern lexicon.) The incident, also called the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter, referring to the nearby unincorporated community of Kelly, was well documented in the media and pop culture: director Steven Spielberg cited it as part of the inspiration behind such films as E.T. and Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Interestingly enough, this summer's eclipse will take place on the anniversary of the infamous sighting—a coincidence that has conspiracy theorists buzzing and wondering if the two minutes of daytime darkness herald another extraterrestrial encounter. The fact that the original incident took place along latitude 37 north, a route lately identified by people such as New York Times bestselling author Ben Mezrich—author of The 37th Parallel—for its high frequency of UFO sightings and other anomalies, only adds to the intrigue.

"As far as aliens returning, you never know," says Joann Smithey, vice president and chairperson of the Kelly Little Green Men Days Festival. "Some people say they are already among us, and others say they don't exist, period."

But back to the Kelly-Hopkinsville encounter. Here's how the story goes: On the evening of Sunday, August 21, 1955, Elmer "Lucky" Sutton, a young man in his early 20s, was visiting his mom Glennie Lankford and three younger half-siblings at the farmhouse he'd grown up in, eight miles north of Hopkinsville. On break from his job with a traveling carnival, Lucky had his wife, Vera, and their friends Billy Ray and June Taylor with him for the weekend. His brother JC and sister-in-law Alene, plus a family friend, OP, were also there that night.

Following a hearty supper prepared by Miss Glennie, the party of 11 had settled in for a card game when Billy Ray made an outlandish claim. Walking back into the house from a trip to the well to refill his water glass, he blurted out that he'd just seen a round, metallic object, with rainbow-colored streaks trailing behind it, moving through the sky above the farm. His companions took it as a prank, at first, writing it off as another one of the tricks Billy Ray and Lucky liked to play on each other. But Billy Ray seemed genuinely bothered by whatever he'd seen, despite the others' insistence that it was probably a meteor or shooting star. When he asked his wife, June, for reassurance that she believed him, the absurdity of it all sent her and the others into fits of laughter.