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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.

Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.

Private Detective

Go through the trash.

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.