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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 9:20pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:08pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:02pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 10:10pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 8:11pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:53am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 4:21am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:57am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:44am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:13am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 9:16pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:43am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:48pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 7:57am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:20am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 7:16am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:44am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:37pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 11:34pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:18am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:13am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:22am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2016 @ 6:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 12:12am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 12:24am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 2:50am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 5:49am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2016 @ 4:58am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2016 @ 8:13pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2016 @ 5:20am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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