Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman ♥♥♥♥ in my dockers. Your mother is one ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me somtimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that womans head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to ♥♥♥♥ it all away.

"BHVR confirmed it" waaa waa I can confirm 1.5k hrs of ur life was wasted thinking ur good at a game

brother what the hell are you talking about

"BHVR confirmed it" waaa waa I can confirm 1.5k hrs of ur life was wasted thinking ur good at a game

commenting before ur a famous inter winner that will forget about all his lower div buddies

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