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Recent reviews by Утюг

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4 people found this review helpful
20.0 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
Good game, makes me miss the old days
Posted 27 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have a Finnish uncle aswell, and this is quite accurate
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Free 2 play space game
Posted 5 December, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
63.0 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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5.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Good game, I see why they made a serie after it
Posted 29 October, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
197.1 hrs on record (162.3 hrs at review time)
Good game with an amazing launch. 9/10 for nostalgia, but nothing special or rewarding that'll keep you grinding
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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18.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted 24 November, 2018. Last edited 24 November, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
387.5 hrs on record (164.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This review will probably send out mixed messages since I still keep playing this game on a weekly bases.
I want to start off by saying I do not recommend this game and it's filled with some of the internets worst people, if you can't handle people pissing on your pride or loosing all your dignity then this game is not for you.

Let's start talking about the "Alpha" game in general; It's pretty ♥♥♥♥ and you'll probably have a better time going to a funeral while having some incurable disease than playing this mess of a game.
Let's make a list of just a few things about this game:
* The game has been in alpha since 2013.
* Runs like the one uncle that has had a little to much to drink and ends up fighting with his shadow (It runs bad).
* It's got realism at it's finest with rope being a uncraftable natural resource(can only be found in barrels etc.).
* No progression system, after a week, month or occasional force wipe you'll be left with nothing but regret(blueprints don't count since they will eventually be (force)wiped).
* It's also filled with players that seem to have done more things to your mother than your father ever will.
* You can also buy skins to feed the developers wallets or pay for VIP on the games servers to skip the ques for one of online gamings worst servers.

Playing this trash of a game takes away all pride and instantly gives you horrible week filled with stress, regret and anger. The more you play the worse your personality will get, you will not get anything productive done when playing this and I really don't recommend this.
For some reason I keep on returning to this game, even after all the times it has spit me in the face and told me that I'm it's ♥♥♥♥♥ and sadly I keep returning week after week telling myself it'll be better this time. I never once been right

I highly don't recommend this game and hope you don't end up buying the game and feeding the alpha developers with another soul.
Got damn.. for those who still think of buying the game after all this... Hopefully we don't meet on EU main.
Posted 25 November, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
81.4 hrs on record (77.3 hrs at review time)
It's good.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.1 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Touch the green syrringe to unlock party mode.
Posted 11 July, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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