Q: How much is your CS2 inventory worth?
A: 𝐧𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞

Q: Do you really think you're that important to have a Q&A in your description?
A: 𝐧𝐨, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐪&𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐭

Q: What does "TLK" stand for?
A: 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐠.

Q: Why are you cheating?
A: 𝐢'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬.

Q: Why are you such a ᴄunt?
A: 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐰 /𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠

Q: Where are you from?
A: 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫?

Q: Why do you keep your inventory on private?
A: 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 (𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡).

Q: Can I get a skin/some money?
A: 𝐧𝐨, 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐣𝐨𝐛.

Q: How many hours do you have in CS?
A: 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝟒𝐤, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞.

Q: What is that pin you have and how do you get it?/How do you get the Genuine Alyx pin?
A: 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬𝐞𝐭.

Q: What are those flags in your profile's description? Do you speak those languages?
A: 𝐧𝐨, 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐬, 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞.

Q: Where did/do you buy your skins?
A: 𝐛𝐮𝐟𝐟𝟏𝟔𝟑/𝐜𝐬𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭.𝐜𝐨𝐦.

Q: How long did it take to design your profile?
A: 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥 - 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝟑-𝟒 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 (𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟).

CS:GO: Global
CS2: 22,568
Faceit: Level 10, ~2100 elo
Valorant: Immortal 2, 196rr
Rainbow Six Siege: Emerald something
Fortnite (Zero Build): Diamond 3
Aimlabs S4: Master 3
Aimlabs S5: Grandmaster 1
Voltaic KovaaK's S4 benchmark: Currently Jade, on track for Master complete (tracking sucks)
WPM: 139

DPI: 800 DPI
Resolution: 1920x1080
Aspect ratio: 16:9
Sensitivity: 0.65
Crosshair code: CSGO-Tzop3-aCFrK-vVE8m-v5WdD-hcvvE
Viewmodel X: 2.5, Y: 2, Z: -1 / X: 1, Y: -2, Z: -2

Highscore: 114,227, 97.8% accuracy
DPI: 800 DPI
Resolution: 1920x1080
Aspect ratio: 16:9
Sensitivity: 0.9 - 1.3 (Counter-Strike)
FOV: 103
Theme code: In the description here

Crosshair:
Length: 3
Thickness: 3
Center gap: 1
Everything else: 0

DPI: 800 DPI
Resolution: 1024x768
Sensitivity: 0.19 - 0.23
Scoped sensitivity: 1.1
ADS sensitivity: 0.9
Enemy outline: Yellow (Deuteranopia)/Purple (Tritanopia)
Crosshair code: 0;c;1;s;1;P;c;8;u;000000FF;h;0;b;1;0l;2;0o;1;0a;1;0f;0;1b;0;S;s;0.555

DPI: 800 DPI
Resolution: 1920x1080
Sensitivity: 0.9 (Counter-Strike)
FOV: 100 (Counter-Strike)
Aim training playlist code: KovaaKsClearingWhiteSpeed

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Main monitor: BenQ - Zowie XL2586X 540Hz
2nd monitor: BenQ - Zowie XL2546K 240Hz
Headset: Steelseries Nova Pro
Keyboard: Wooting 60HE+ (Wooting Alumaze60; Lekker Switch - Linear 60)
Mouse: HSK Pro 4K/PMM AIM 8K
Mouse skates: X-raypad Obsidian Pro Air
Microphone: Shure SM7B
Mousepad: Padsmith Blue Empress (Speed)/Lock-On HARUT
Sleeve: Wallhack Sleeve Column (Black; Glove; Small/Medium)

Motherboard: MSI MAG X670E TOMAHAWK WIFI ATX AM5
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D 4.2 GHz 8-Core
GPU: Asus TUF GAMING OC GeForce RTX 4070 Ti SUPER 16 GB
Ram: 4 x 32 GB Corsair Vengeance DDR5-6600
Cooler: Corsair iCUE H100i RGB PRO XT 75 CFM
HDD: SEAGATE BarraCuda, 4 TB, 5400 RPM
SSD: Samsung 980 Pro 2 TB M.2-2280 PCIe 4.0 X4 NVME
Power supply: Corsair HX Series HX1000, 1000W, 80 PLUS Platinum
Case: NZXT H7 Elite (2022) ATX Mid Tower Case