Once upon a time, there was nothing. And then, there was TuggSpeedman

icl fr ts fye ngl ts need dserv a gramiy😂❤💯

ken's the typa human the goblin in the goblin cage won't touch

you do niot drink my firend

"Do you want this log?" Ken whispered to the berserker in his basement

I like how he booked that flight thinking he'll survive another month lol , May 17th is only two days away kenny wenny.

The sound of the axe and saw, sharp against the hush of the forest, is both an act of creation and of ruin.
The tree falls, and with it falls the shelter of birds, the quiet keeper of water and soil,
the silent recorder of centuries.
To cut a tree is to enter into a contract with time—to claim for oneself the years it took to grow,
to burn in a moment what took lifetimes to rise.
The forest, though vast, is not endless.
And those who walk among the stumps must remember that each absence
is a kind of wound written into the land itself.

Actually so wholesome that Lou genuinely laughed when he slams a kids head in the toilet, best channel, you got my upvote

The type of guy to get drunk after 1 sip of McApple Juice

Ken is the type of guy to say "positive elixir trade" after getting hit by a car but realizing his groceries are still intact

Ken is the type of guy to yell out "Watch out Evo dart goblin!" when he sees someone smoking kentanyl

Ken the type of guy to shout “alright, who tossed the clone spell?!” when twin babies are born.

Hornworts lack a vascular system, and their sporophytes are elongated capsules. You might confuse this with mosses.

Hornwort sporophytes are elongated capsules, unlike liverworts. These capsules grow from the gametophyte and are a key distinguishing feature.

I gort schleem

the type of guy who thinks he can find an analytical solution to Schrödinger's time-dependent, non-relativistic equation for a non hydrogen-like particle

the type of guy to use proof by induction for an uncountably infinite set.

the type of guy to forget what a wave function collapse is during his quantum physics exam.

the typa guy to attempt integrating a homogeneous differential equation using the direct method.

Your the type of guy to not buy the 1/3 pounder because he thinks it’s smaller than the 1/4 pounder

Op, op, op, op Oppan Gangnam style Gangnam style

THIS. IS. 𝕊𝕀𝔾𝕄𝔸.

I saw Sam at a grocery store in Australia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

happy new year glub

What show did I use as an example for social anxiety? (THE ANSWER IS: the Big Bang theory!!)
The Office (NOT THIS ONE)
The Middle (NOT THIS ONE)
American Idol (NOT THIS ONE)
Correct!
the Big Bang Theory

What is normal but a cycle on a washing machine

Oh boy where do I even begin…
My pookie cutie bear… the first time I laid my eyes on your handsome appearance, I was instantly humbled…. you are as sweet as honey can be. You have the ability to strike fear into your jealous enemies. From your sweet and gentle eyes, to your silky smooth hair. You are my sunshine, my sweetie pie, my pookie. There are no words to describe your majestic body, your mustache reflects humanity at their finest. You are as perfect as the Prince’s mustache, and as golden as the Golden Knight’s majestic hair, and as precious as a 3 crown win. You really are a specimen that has peaked humanity. You’re a great father of over 230k children and I look up to you, I can’t even comprehend how precious you are to my heart. Your smiles are so sincere and mean so much to me. I love you.

(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)
(Invisible)

(Shy one) Walking by the wall
(Shy one) The shadows will not fall
(Shy one) Is silently ignored
(Quiet one) Discouraged by the noise
(Quiet one) Living without choice
(Quiet one) Is a life without a voice

When you can't even say my name
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go and call my name
I can't play this game, so I ask again
Will you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Or have I become invisible?

(Sky light) That dreamers wish away
(Hindsight) Is falling on my face
(Highlights) The shape of my disgrace

When you don't hear a word I say
As the talking goes, it's a one-way flow
No fault, no blame
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
And have I become invisible?

0:00 goblinstein appears
17:32 tugg speedman appears
32:26 its all over the screen

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13:19-video ends
your welcome

Daddy Sam, please don't stop trying to show your suspicious bush to miners

cockroach kebabs

When will you oil up for 500k subscribers and twerk to crazy frog ?

Loved when you put mustard on my balloons and danced to crazy frog

once tuggspeed man threw a rock now its known as an extinction event

Learning Sam is an alcoholic while he talked about oiling up with two riders was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ severe whiplash. This is why I love Tugg Speedman.

Every time I see one of these prerecorded videos I shed a tear thinking about what happened to him. Fly high Sam 🕊🕊🕊

tugg speedman is ready to smack you with his golf club

I would rather s(h))(I()(t in my hands and clap than ever touch this gamer again

Tugg speed man. Enough said.

This fella tugged my speedman

maybe the last one ever idk bruh haha

From the Screen 📺 To the Ring 🥊 To the Pen 🖊️ To the King 👑

ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴅɪꜱᴀʙʟᴇᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴘᴀᴍ

mao <3

How dare you

Thanks for the 50 gifted subs

I know your crying yourself to sleep at night because you know in a different life you could have been sleeping in his arms. Clasping your fingers in his and holding so tight you feel like you might never let go to ground yourself because this might be the last time you ever get to hold him, holding his face in your hands to feel his skin on yours just for the comfort of knowing he’s there. Looking into his eyes and realizing for all that you dream you are that you are only human and that your heart burns for just a chance at a life with him. If only you asked Cole out first before Zion did maybe you'd be happy.

The fact that he has balls is quite terrible

erm what the sigma