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|love kids?|
(Mulder's watching a video tape)
Scully: It's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is
it?
Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien
autopsy. Guaranteed authentic."
Scully: You spent money for this???
Mulder: 29.95 plus shipping!
"The X-Files: Nisei"
Mulder: Scully, should we be picking out china patterns, or what?
"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
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| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?
A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of
speech, but under the United States constitution they are
guaranteed freedom after speech.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
huh
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
-- Hamlet
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The so-called "desktop metaphor" of today's workstations is instead an
"airplane-seat" metaphor. Anyone who has shuffled a lap full of papers
while seated between two portly passengers will recognize the difference --
one can see only a very few things at once.
-- Fred Brooks
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As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,
We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.
-- Frederic Reynolds
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Little Girl: Ewww! Your breath smells like kitty litter!
Stewie: I was curious!
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broad-mindedness, n:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8
Going Out:
When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go
out. When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready
to go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes p
→ ...members of your own sex.
→ Lucky Numbers:
→ 49,34,58
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Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes.
-- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7
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Live long and prosper.
-- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
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