u smell like luck !!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Chapter 2 my balls feel funny : (
the crew was flying in our space combabulator drifting through space. we loved riding around in our big space rims. we noticed a planet in the distance and we went full sail ahead. Once the crew landed we were met by a rag head. did I say rag head? Im no racist i love camel jockeys. the turbin wearing boy went by the name zin abdull jabar. I found him very interest. zin abdull jabar told us to hop on his super fast space donkey and skrrted off into his village, everyone in this world wore turbins on their heads and spoke chinese or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language, and worshipped some ♥♥♥ name allah. haha just the name allah sounds stupid, who would name their kid allah? ♥♥♥♥ you allah. Once we were in zin's village he made us put our shirts on our heads and BM'x with him until the sun went down. I had to show him our sick moves so he would join the crew. I was so fast and cool, they all said how are you so cool yato? I dont know myself to be honest.

Adventures of Yato and friends
Hello I yato. welcome to my story book :)! it all started in the summer of 17201 in the city of ramadan. I was fixing noodle with my home boy appak. he loved noodle so much. I will never forget the first time i met acock. it was a bright sunny day and I was sweating. tyler dared me to eat a gallon of hot sauce and then eat a turkey sandwhich. I did it. I was so hot I ran outside, how about that?? when I started running I was met with a majestic animal. His beautiful hair flowed in the air. His beats were crisp, his grin was cute, and he made me ♥♥♥ in my britches. he said so elegantley, "I hateth thy mother and thy father, They are big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." that is when I became friend with acock. I asked acock to come on adventures with me tyler and the weabootrapstars, acock replied with a smile "oh yes I would love to particpate in the journey of thou weaboos" And that is how the crew was made.

I've always thought that people masturbated into their socks so they could put them back onto their feet when they were done like having some cool cool lotion rubbed on your feet. Maybe this wasn't that common but when I was real tired and my feet were sore I would knock on my brothers door and ask him to jerk off in my socks, then I would jerk off into the same sock using his semen as lube and I would have extra semen in my socks and it was comfy as hell. I miss those days I don't have close friends or anyone to help me make semen socks anymore.

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