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he jumps up and down everytime i come online

- rep bot

level 285 for what, this ♥♥♥♥ ugly

signed <3

Last night I finally decided to end it after watching my fave Only Fans performer lick jam off her feet for half an hour. The release was monstrous. My penis contracted so hard my shaft vacuum sealed and caused such pressure to build up that the next jizz rocket slammed a hole through my ceiling. I blacked out after that, and woke up in a pool of my own brogurt dazed and confused, but somehow, at peace.

Then I got thrown out of the Starbucks.

AMA!