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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 5:48am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 12:45pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 12:56pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 12:44am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 11:12am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 11:17am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 22 May, 2022 @ 3:07am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 8:07am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:23pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 4:19am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 5:08am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 6:11am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:53am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 2:05pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:42am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2021 @ 10:42am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 6:04am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 3:49pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 9:18am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 7:09am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 11:59am



Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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