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my name

helo

I main Wraith, first day since the game came out, and since then it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts that I'll never be able to mate with him. At the start I feel in love of his bell, that I want to hear bing and bong from evening until morning comes. Those manly broad shoulders of a god, that I always see in the lobby when I choose the skin that exposes them the most. Those beautiful, modest hips. I want to pass my genes through him, and birth a set of perfect offspring. I'll do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Wraith to impregnate me. A N Y T H I N G just to see him stick his boss’ spine into my hatch. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Behaviour create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

Good Player