hola papi

A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!

*Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies*

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? *snickers nefariously thinks to self* "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! *cross fingers and gulps* s-so... *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently *
:3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

-rep toxic venezuelan