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-- Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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Power Mist:
The tendency of hierarchies in office environments to be diffuse
and preclude crisp articulation.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Prototype designs always work.
-- Don Vonada
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<doogie> Thinking is dangerous. It leads to ideas.
-- Seen on #Debian
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I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
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And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports
on it, you know they are just evil lies."
(By Linus Torvalds, Linus.Torvalds@cs.helsinki.fi)
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fortune: not found
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