บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย NovaTerran

I'd rather be a banana than play this abomination.

SAVE THEM NOW

literally the worst game i've ever played.

♥♥♥♥ game that lags and crashes all the time. I have yet to finish this giant mess due to bugs and lag-outs.

This game made me cry and I want to hug all the qt 3.14 pidgeon husbandos

GR8 G8 M8 I R8 8/8

Fun game, and ultimately bizzare story. Boss battles especially were very unique and interesting; I could recommend it to anyone.

there is plenty of porn on the internet to where you don't have to pay $10 to be teased with side-boob.

The story is mediocre...at best. and there is only 1 decision in the entire game which holds literally no weight. To call this a game is kind of funny.

No fun allowed.

I'd rather shove a screwdriver down my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seizure inducing crap.

All you do is move left and right with A and D and dodge blocks/lasers/other ♥♥♥♥.
The controls feel very clunky and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful to look at. Not to mention it plays the same song over and over for each stage.