Yoooo huge ty for the deadlock inv

based becca enjoyer

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some ♥♥♥♥ into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corn on the cob. Like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

you still tossed my giant ball off a roof, you're a terrorist and a menace to society

why are you so toxic bro? you won the match, be humble baby.

-rep, tossed my giant ball off of a roof