Recent reviews by The Harbinger of Death

this game is ass, two back to back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless resource caves 30 feet apart that provide nothing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lameass ♥♥♥♥ right here yall... like wtf am i gonna do with the wires a nooses ive found in these ♥♥♥♥ brown boxes in these caves? hang myself when im unsuprisingly disappointed with my loot from the next one?? Ya'll think this is how borderlands thrived???given me this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELLL NOO. Guys again seriously come the ♥♥♥♥ on i literally just trekked through ant♥♥♥♥ingarctica to get here and its more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boxes i mean ♥♥♥♥ i felt better about the loot boxes in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call of duty ww2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jackanapes. like holy ♥♥♥♥ unironically for real guys this is just aids was actually hoping this game would be balla balla dolla bills yall but instead i wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blow my balls up when i break a wood chest and see dollar bills in it jeeeesuuust.AGAAAAINN ARE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDDING ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AGAAAIIIN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO DURING DEVELOPMENT MILK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FAT MAN BOOBS YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deadass ben falcone you stupid ♥♥♥♥ what were you thinking expanding a map by 4 times when your brain has shrunk 8 times since your last release?? what the ♥♥♥♥ is the point of the right side of the map that ive spent the last 2-3 hours walking around in NOT enjoying my time btw im sure youve figured out, actually no im not sure youve figured it out im CONFIDENT you havent cuz youre just a dumbass that cant make a good game anymore and should step down because this was a real step down in quality i mean look in the mirror man what the ♥♥♥♥ dude literally i wouuldnt even be annoyed if you gave some useful ♥♥♥♥ even just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little dawg but its the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ that you copy pasted in to the last minute caves you slapped in for your bland ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map so you could push out a game like this and try and excuse its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and excuse the fact that you even released it in the state it is ♥♥♥♥ you ben and ♥♥♥♥ your early access ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm gonna be serious with this one actually no ♥♥♥♥ you they've all been serious this is just what you've done to a human being when they explore half of your "omg so big so wow" map and they arent rewarded in the slightest... this feels like a punishment ben a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punishment, like when your wife brings home a new guy and makes you want type of punishment yk man? maybe that'll spark something in your sid sized brain hoyl ♥♥♥♥ man its just lame and bad game design yall are lazy and ran out of ideas for caves. remind me of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cave like these wire and rope ones from the first game? "oh well that map was smaller easier to distribute quality caves" then dont make a second game, or dont make a bigger ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map, or idk dont be a brainlet and have your team give a few decent items per cave so i dont knaw on the corner of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desk like a dog or maybe just make some good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ caves and spread them out instead of a conga line of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miles.

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