the best most handsome gamer boy of all time omg drooling every time i play with him

Тот самый укроп, который сосет у всего мира , и сидит в лоу табе

-rep mid profile ...

+rep pretty good player

hey i heard you were selling a matching couch and armchair on done deal is that still available?

a man whose chest hair could be equated to the density of the amazon rain forest, his static electricity-generating girth cannot be ignored, nor reasonably denied. his overbearing width is impossible to contest -- any and all attempts to dismantle his fortress-esque form have and will result in the immediate eradication of your physical form. should you ever find your hair standing on end with not a cloud in the sky, beware! his untamed undergrowth grinds mercilessly against his stretched-thin size-S fitted t-shirt, just 3 seconds of him flexing his pecs generating electricity levels not even the world's combined collection of fossil-fueled power plants could match in a year. should he decide to pump his 'ceps within 7 square kilometers of you, it's game over; mosquito to a bug zapper.